Archive for the 'Her Majesty Herself' Category


Anyone Can Be a Fisherman in May

The Boy intends to spend at least one day of our very brief trip to Mexico on a boat, fishing for marlin.
I guess it’s time to face the truth:
My boyfriend is a six-toed cat and an assault charge shy of having to change his name to Ernest Hemingway.

Miss Emily is Not Amused

I don’t think the world has ever seen such a forlorn looking Easter bunny before.

Peeps are Still Gross

Updates are few and far between because I don’t seem to have time for blogging and there isn’t anything superfab enough going on to do anything about my schedule, although if it’s easier to believe I’ve actually run away and joined the circus like I promised to do when I was six, go right ahead. […]

Boy oh Boy

This is one of those things were I make something out of nothing because The Boy, in his own right, made something out of nothing. Yay.

Rules of Engagement Do Not Apply

At four this morning, The Boy, bearing Oreos, wanted to talk about our collective future together.
I did what any normal person would do in a similar situation: I sent him to the store for milk and pretended to be in a dead sleep when he got back.