Thirteen Things The Boy is Not Getting from Me for His Birthday
…or is he?
13. 24-pack of outlet store brand men’s black dress socks.
12. A gelatin mold shaped like the human brain.
11. Wrinkly, used supermarket plastic bag containing the stuff he’s left here and should’ve already taken home.
10. Jones Soda Co. carbonated candy, even though it is certainly tasty and […]

Thirteen WTF? Things in As Many or Less Days
1) While I waited for The Boy to figure out how he was going to fit his Mariah-Carey-on-tour-sized luggage into the trunk of my car, a stranger stopped and exclaimed, with a concerning amount of seriousness, that I, Virginia the Queen, could be Nancy Grace’s sister! […]

Thirteen Things I’ve Really Enjoyed Recently
• This video.
• The greatest perfume in the world.
• Ego by The Sounds.
• Postcrossing.
• Being called up by a headhunter trying to give me a job I’d be awesome at.
• […]