Archive for the 'I Hate Everything' Category


Through No Fault of My Own

I don’t care what the CDC says; somebody on the MARTA gave me Ebola.
Or leprosy.
Whichever.

Attn: You, There

Dear God,
This winter thing? It’s cold. Brr. Make it stop. Thanks in advance.
XOXO,
Virginia the Queen

Rushed and Tangled

I concur. It has been a while since I last managed a complete and/or noteworthy update befitting the overall concept of ‘blogging.’ It’s not like I haven’t put forth any effort at all; I’ve given it the old college try a few times here and there, but I just haven’t…felt like seeing it through. I […]

MIA E-y-e

Arianne is about to drive me up the mofo’ing wall trying to find a business she said she saw advertised on local Craiglist that supposedly sells those hanging Evil Eye garden decoration things. Lump’s birthday is in less than a week. I have no Evil Eye garden decoration thingie, which is the official term for […]

Animadversion

You know, when I wished for something to distract the rabid masses away from the whole Imus is a sexist, racist meanie-facie thing, I didn’t really envision a sanguinary scene involving a bunch of dead coeds but, suffice to say; I guess this has definitely created a change in the tide. I’m sure the NAACP […]