Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think Hezbollah or Israel can claim a victory.
They’re both still standing.
In my day, victory only came after the other side fell down and didn’t get back up. Yes, I had a day…it was brief, but it was there. Ask anyone.
I also think the Bush Administration stays up […]

I remember the old comments, back when society made fun of crazy people instead of aspiring to be them, about how mental patients wove baskets in the looney bin to either make them saner or work out their frustrations. Probably, the institutions just sold the baskets on the side. Exploitation is fun, kids.
That’s not quite […]

I got new hair today, which is always something to write home about.

You know you’ve reached a new level of notoriety when stuff you make in your kitchen can piss strangers off.
Some woman complained that she didn’t want her fifteen-year-old daughter to see a fondant penis and the manager had to explain that the restaurant is a family themed establishment (with Dollar Margarita Night, which, as everyone […]

Never let it be said that I don’t rise to a challenge.
Also, never let it be said that I have any idea what I’m doing.
There’s just something kind of dirty about making an icing penis at three o’ clock in the morning, even with HGTV going in the background. I thought about what would happen […]