I love grapes, but only when they are exactly…right in their grape-ness.
I also love it when people can read my mind.
Sunday night I had to use one of the utility carts from the parking garage to transport some of my stuff upstairs from my car. As I was pushing it along, Drain came up […]

Another weekend has arrived. It seems like it’s practically becoming a weekly thing. I wonder if anyone else has thought of it that way before.
It seems I only have time to update this thingamabob on the weekends, so most of the interesting, important, and/or entertaining tidbits from Monday-Friday have expired or aren’t worth getting all […]

Anna Nicole Smith died and I so absolutely totally called it.
It’s not that her death is what has brought me out of blogging hibernation, though clearly the untimely (though obvious) croaking has left blogs wagging and theories flying. I’ve had plenty of things to write about, and some of them are marginally interesting, but I’ve […]

To be brief would be just
But not on my watch
Behold your audience, you.
Idolater.
Star-gazer
Mimic!
Marianne Moore would think you trite.
Mark Twain would call you out on your snobbery, snubbery
William Carlos Williams you are vulgar, and not cool enough for a last-name-first-name.
Stanley Kunitz is shaking his head; he considers you for a moment and goes back to pulling […]