If my life was the focus of one of those archaic wildlife learning shows from old-school PBS, the English fellow narrating in the background about the unadulterated savage wonder of some wolverines eviscerating a child who wandered too far away from camp or the gentle majesty of a fawn frolicking in some wildflowers or whatever […]

Fact: If you really need something, and know you’ve seen it in the last couple of days, then the standing law of the Universe states said needed item must be sucked into a black hole or something until you get frustrated and either a) buy a new one or b) forget all about it. Then, […]

I have the remarkable ability to distort anything, which is actually a very bankable skill in the emerging marketplace. Also, it makes me fun to have around when the regularly scheduled office politics begin to droop in merit or things get petty.

Things I Have Noticed, In No Particular Order:
1) There are a lot of gay people […]

The Chia Pet continues to amaze me with its rapidly sprouting fluffy body. It’s magical, no doubt.

Seed-application is definitely not one of my many talents…

The Tapas bar last weekend with Ultra was a lot of fun. It was excellent people watching, to say the least. There was a 35-year-old woman dressed like Pippi Longstocking […]

Quick update before heading off to a Tapas place w/ Ultra because I said I would…sort of.
The Boy called me the other night, which isn’t necessarily worth firing off an alert cannon in the blogging world, but has its perks all the same. I was making dinner when he called and somehow the conversation turned […]