Flipper stopped by to chat for a minute this afternoon and I mentioned I was planning on calling back Someoneorother to accept an invitation to interview for a position that’s opened up with another department. Cue the unsolicited, but nonetheless accurate, career guidance:
“Just so you know, in that office, when they say ‘Project Manager’ […]

I’d like to take the opportunity to count how many people are mad at me in their own respective ways because, really, what good is being alive if you can’t accentuate depressing things in excruciating detail complete with clichés and random primal noises? At least that’s what the emo chick at the train station told […]