Things I Like

This list has no order in particular, it’s just something I do when I Hate Everything; I list the things I don’t hate. I’ve never once claimed to make sense.

Last updated 7/15/2006

I like:

  • Lists
  • Watermelon
  • The Boy
  • Holidays
  • Dark sunglasses
  • Margaritas
  • Good poetry
  • Meteor showers
  • Books
  • Tiaras
  • Egyptian cotton sheets
  • Sonic ice
  • French manicures
  • Cherry blossoms
  • Antique stores
  • Chisel-tip pens
  • Chinese food
  • Vermeer
  • Magnets
  • Poetry
  • Museums
  • Art glass
  • Bangle bracelets
  • Roadtrips
  • Tea
  • Vocabulary
  • Board games
  • Kandinsky
  • CD mixes
  • 1950’s kitsch.
  • Beat literature
  • Loud music
  • Intellectual superiority
  • Good hair
  • Bright colors
  • Diet Coke
  • Irises
  • Hilarity
  • Leaves of Grass
  • Downy Wrinkle Releaser®
  • Vincent van Gogh
  • Pretty stationery
  • Cooking
  • Scented candles
  • Shopping
  • Gummi worms
  • Sour raspberry Altoids
  • Tablecloths
  • Martha Stewart
  • Signs
  • Disposable Income
  • Stanley Kunitz
  • Trashy television programming
  • Faux finishes
  • Xuan Nguyen, the nail man
  • Saturday Night Live
  • E-bay
  • Paperclips
  • Crinkle-cut French Fries
  • Scriabin
  • Green orchids
  • Label makers
  • Wind chimes
  • Martin houses
  • New socks
  • Fireworks displays
  • The Wilton Yearbook
  • Purses
  • Jackson Pollock
  • Good customer service
  • Beethoven
  • Hinged boxes
  • Chinese Maple trees
  • Weezer
  • Carbohydrates
  • Efficiency
  • Scratch-off lottery tickets
  • Waiting rooms with good magazines
  • Bed Bath & Beyond
  • Mortice and tenon joints
  • String quartets
  • Beer
  • Clean laundry
  • Fruit crate labels
  • Fountains
  • Etched glass
  • Shoes
  • Getting stopped by the train
  • Ice cream
  • New highlighters
  • Suede
  • Earrings
  • Seashells
  • Yellow Rice
  • Great cellphone reception
  • Oust® Air Sanitizer
  • Stained glass
  • Paid vacation time
  • Pedicures
  • Spare keys
  • Cork sculptures
  • Tradescantia pallida
  • Accurate icing consistency
  • Controlled disarray
  • History
  • Mosaics
  • Crossword puzzles
  • Interesting people
  • Cold pillowcases
  • Disco balls
  • Dish gardens
  • Memoirs and Tell-Alls, no matter how far-fetched and campy.
  • Televised debates
  • National Geographic
  • Folk art
  • Spare change
  • Car washes
  • Pasta
  • Nonsensical metaphors
  • Manila envelopes
  • Strelitzia
  • Standardized tests
  • Plank flooring
  • Blueberries